My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent
- White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
- My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
- White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
- My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
- White Co-Worker: Just English
- My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
- White Co-Worker: Moo?
- My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
- White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
Ok so i waited…. so we arent gonna talk about white dudes who are now putting “mixed” or “other race” in the profiles? ?? Like im pretty surr they r doing it so they show up in searches when ppl us criteria that block out white. Like i cant think of another reason they would. Like can they really think they are mixed? ?? White gays r just a whole nother level of which i cant deal.
"OMG you’re so dark"
"So where in Africa are you from? Nigeria?
"Make sure you marry a light skin man/woman or your kids will be too dark"
"You should tone down the bright colors, it makes your dark skin stand out too much"
"You’re actually cute for a dark skin girl/guy"
*Insert midnight/disappearing in dark joke here*
Fuck everyone that has something negative to say about dark ppl. Dark skin is beautiful